ATTENTION NEURONS!

In our ongoing mission to optimize the Human Experience™, we are pleased to announce the successful deployment of the Sensory Expansion Protocol v1.3 — now featuring full AUDIO STIMULATION SYSTEMS!

WHAT'S NEW IN THE CORTEX:

SOUND EFFECTS ACTIVATED

• Your neural operations are now accompanied by satisfying clicks, blips, and other delightful feedback noises.

• Reports indicate this increases both user immersion and neuron morale by approximately 4.7%.

DYNAMIC MUSIC INTEGRATION

• The Human's auditory cortex will now respond dynamically to the current FUN value.

• Higher FUN levels unlock more energetic tunes, while lower FUN may result in a more somber atmosphere.

• We strongly encourage all Time Coordinators to experiment with FUN management to explore the full musical spectrum.

CREDITS:
All musical compositions graciously provided by XtremeFreddy on Pixabay.
Remember to offer a brief surge of dopamine in gratitude.

REMINDER: All updates have been approved by the Neuro-Executive Board and comply with Directive 42-B: "Make the Human feel like things are happening."

As always, stay vigilant, stay balanced, and most importantly:
DON’T LET THE HUMAN CRASH.

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Time Management Inc.™ — Yes, we do have the time.